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Christian Wright Q&A (December 26)

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Christian Wright at a gay beach, preaching.

Christian Wright Q & A board:

Why do Muslim men get to control their women?

Dear Reverend Wright:

I’m a big fan of your show on DS:TBN. I think you’re the
only televangelist who tells it like it is.

Anyway, I have a question: I heard on the news the
other day that in Malaysia, women aren’t allowed to
wear miniskirts to work because it’s indecent. How
come we can’t get a law like that here?

They’re Muslim in Malaysia, and yet they get to hold to
God’s word when it comes to purity of appearance. Why
do we have to accept these independent Christian ladies
here who dress like Delilah and talk like Mary? Why
can’t we lay the law down like they do in them Muslim
countries?

I know you’ll have the right answer, Reverend. Thanks.

–Nick Gephart


Well, Nick, first of all, those heathens are going to
hell. As it says in I Timothy, some will have the
appearance of godliness, but lack it’s power.

As for us, most of our country is going to hell, as
well. It’s unfortunate, but true. Now, I know I’m not
supposed to judge, but it doesn’t take a rocket
scientist to figure out we’re ignoring God’s precious
teachings that were given to us by his son, Jesus
Christ.

So, all I can tell you is keep praying, and vote
Republican. Everything will be all right in the end.
Even if the rest of the country goes to hell, you’ll be
saved by the blood of the lamb. As Jesus says in
Matthew, “Many are called, but few are chosen.” We
just have to accept that most of the 6 billion in the
world are going to hell — even the muslims who are
keeping their women in line.

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