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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Users are losers

Users are losers

Message to Drug Users

Hey stoners, s'up?

Dude, did you know marijuana contributes to slow reaction times, memory loss, and decreased cognitive thinking? Not to mention slower erection time. Unfortunately, all of you are in denial and simply REJECT the research.

Bro, long-term use of weed can contribute to lung cancer.

Oh, and one more reason: it’s illegal, and you can get into unnecessary trouble. You put a burden on our judicial system and rehab centers. In fact, you are supporting Columbian drug lords, and contribute to slave labor, organized crime, and death.

You think that drug use is a personal choice, and that not only should it be legalized, but those who speak out against it should keep their mouths shut and stop being "judgmental" or "holier than thou". We should "mind our own business".

Here’s a counter argument: any sane person realizes that driving a vehicle while being stoned is just as bad as driving while under the influence of alcohol. You’re driving on the road and highways, and you’re endangering yourself, family, friends, and animals.

Here's another one- your WORK PERFORMANCE SUCKS- you're LATE, you're FORGETFUL, and you start Jonesing when your dealer runs dry. You have no MOTIVATION and you get offended when the people that DO want to work get their "panties in a bunch" for wanting to perform their jobs.

Some of you think that since weed is “natural” that there are no harmful effects. Ever touch poison ivy?

Studies have shown that being a user- even a “recreational user”- increases the chance of you experimenting with even more messed up drugs, like Ecstasy and coke.

What are you running from? Are your lives so stressful that you have to use artificial means to achieve happiness or relax? Are you that bummed out about something? Do you just cave in to the peer pressure? Do you think it’s cool to pollute the air and mess up your body and mind? Trying to increase the chance of getting laid?

It leads to this...

Ya think it makes you focus better. All it does is push you down further in your own misery. You can't handle the responsibility, so you do something even more irresponsible, which further creates more problems in your life.

Here are some patterns I've seen:
1) You all think it's your right to break the law, and endanger others, without admitting it.
2) You think it actually increasing your focus (I guess because you were really, really, really into that 70's movie you rented from Blockbuster..what was it's name? I forgot, dude, but that was awesome.
3) You think anyone who doesn't use is uncool or an authority figure.
4) You feel you need it to "get in the mood".
5) You convince yourself that smoking weed every Friday night will NOT lead into harder drugs, and that you can stop any time.
6) You're in a fog most of the time, but you deny it.
7) You think it's just sooooooooo much funnnnnnnnn.
8) You have ALL the arguments that support using it.
9) It's the only thing that really motivates you.
10) You enjoy using the "lingo" and talking about it like a hobby.

Don’t like what I’m saying? Move along, then, I'm just trying to help.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Vahl said...

Amen, brother. It's the truth about pot -- there's no denying it.

Monday, January 28, 2008  
Anonymous R.A.W. said...

here is an alternative perspective -

http://www.confusionroad.com/
article.php?article_id=49

Tuesday, January 29, 2008  

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