Damian Hospital Quits Enneagram Council of Twos
Ministry of Truth
BREAKING NEWS
Damian Hospital, who previously turned in his honorary membership to the Enneagram Council of Sixes, has officially resigned from caring about the Enneagram Council of Twos.
“Just blowing off steam now in this rant, but I’m done with Twos. I ran out of patience, and believe me, I have been dealing with Type Twos for over 30 glorious years,” Hospital said via telescreen.
“How much do I loathe thee? Allow me to list the ways: Twos are possessive, forgetful, overbearing, predictable, spurned, demand justice for helping, and refuse to be held accountable like everyone else.”
“Nothing happened to spark this rant of mine. It just built up.”
“Type 3’s may be evil manipulators, but Type 2’s just control differently to fill their self-esteem. They are excellent underdogs, too. They refuse to be “judged”, and will lie, lie, lie to achieve their means.”
“I’ve just had enough. I’ve had enough with their meaningless chatter when I’m trying to work, and I’m tired of female relatives automatically being stereotypical 2’s. They all hate pain, but they all love pain killers.”
“Most Two’s I know must be liked and loved. It’s like they are stuck being kids, and that’s why they don’t age as rapidly as others. Two’s want to be Fours, so they act like Free Spirits. What winds us happening is that their karma and irresponsible actions (“it sounded good at the time”) cause more misery and stress in their lives.”
“Now, I just nod my head when they ramble about something that is truly insignificant, but seems like a major catastrophe to them. Nag, nag, nag. All card carrying members of the TDA* too. “
“I mean, they aren’t productive with real things. They think they’re productive in relationships, but after the break up, that guy or institution or family member is DEAD.”
“I nod my head. Agree. Try to block out what they are saying or are attempting to e-mail me, and move on. I mean, heaven help me if I actually respond with the truth or point out a logical flaw in their predicament. And if I ever- EVER- once expressed a feeling how THEY acting in a selfish and not-helpful way, forget about it- I’m the New Public Enemy #1. They don’t listen to me anyway- bunch of freakin’ Drama Queens- the lot of them. They *always* have problems in relationships and money? I WONDER WHY.”
Click here and here for info about the Enneagram that DailySkew wrote.
Here’s a clip about a Type Two. Believe me, this has to be the most CALM Two I’ve ever seen (of course the interview is an advertisement, but you get the idea.)
*TDA: Time Displacement Authority. Ever have someone who “makes” you be late? Don’t you ever just want to do your own daily routine without being sidetracked? Did you ever wish you could throw your cell-phone in a river? Well, if you find your time-line getting screwed up by someone over and over, there’s a great chance they are members of the TDA. They exist solely to ruin your original time-line. They are the people that call you up and cause you to forget something or kill an hour of your productivity. They are the ones who force you to watch Star Wars marathons when you really need to be going to sleep. They are the ones that keep saying “goodbye” when you try to leave their house, and wind up causing you to be late or get into an accident. Sometimes it’s perfectly harmless; other times your time-line can be ruined.
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Funniest e-gram clip ever.
Is that guy a 4?
i dont know, he looks like erik. and sedated. 7? 9? have no idea
We could have made a mint 10 years ago by selling DVDs of our “workshops”.
I checked out other vids, too. The youtube posters are just like those from that original website we found years ago. Quite simply, the posters can’t type people at all.
It still has to be a “cult” thing in real life because I only ran into one other person who had even heard of the E-gram, and he was a Psychologist.
I still have those videos on DVD … the raw footage of Dr. Hoffman interviewing Tony, and Tony talking to the camera with MD filming … that could be quite an Enneagram workshop for sixes, if I edit it that way.
Tom Condon looked like a man defusing a bomb in that video.
The look in his eyes while sipping his water … sure looked like 9-5-4 to me. Probably a four.
Someday, it’ll be more mainstream … I’m glad we’re on the cutting edge.
Thanks for the funny clip.
Yeah we’re definatley on the cutting edge now…only a few more days until we’re all going over it