[Real] Quotes Heard from Comic Book Shops Around the US

The following is an excerpt from the forthcoming DailySkew ebook, [Insert Woody Woodpecker Laugh Here]:

[Real] Quotes Heard from Comic Book Shops Around the US

"That'll be $208.19"

"Why don't you bring Faith with you anymore?"

"Doom Patrol? What's that?"

"Whoa! A chick!"

"Byrne killed Wonder Woman."

"Dude...it'll look a lot better when the scab comes off."

"A customer got stuck in the door."

"I don't mind one dollar bills. I can think of lots of things you can do with one dollar bills."

"Its on the back wall.... No, the other one."

"I'm going to wait for the trade. You know there's one coming."

"It's the House of No Ideas."

"I don't think Giffen's going to be happy about Countdown."

"I thought about opening up a store near me, since they all closed."

"That's probably not a good idea right now."

"DC has sold out of it."

"This is so gay!"

"Thor wouldn't do that in real life...he doesn't think that way".

"I'd do Wonder Woman..."

"I met this cool chick on AIM that likes comics."

"Of course a lightsaber can deflect the beam of a phaser!"

"Rob Liefeld sucks!"

"So, how much does the value drop on a comic without its cover?"

"Can you tell me if this comic is worth anything?"

"When's 'Green Lantern: Rebirth' gonna come out? DC has it as being out on their site!"