DMX Visits Six-Mile Cypress WalMart
The following quotes were heard by Tony Vahl while he stood in line at Wal-Mart in Fort Myers, Florida. A nice couple dressed in church clothes stood behind him, when they noticed a commotion at the entrance to the store:
Lady: “Is that DMX?”
Gentleman: “Nah. That ain’t DMX.”
Lady: “That’s DMX! Look at him. Do you know who DMX is?”
Gentleman: “I know who DMX is! That ain’t no DMX. DMX don’t have no scar under his eye.”
Moments later, women approached DMX with their cellphone cameras out, taking pictures and crying hysterically.
Lady: “Look at them, acting the fool … I don’t care if Bush was in the store, I ain’t going to act a fool.”
Gentleman: “Look at ‘em, on their cell phones. ‘It’s DMX! It’s DMX!’ They callin’ they family. They callin’ they friends. ‘It’s DMX!’”
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Vahl reaction: “I was laughing at the dialogue behind me. Very funny couple.
“Now, as far as DMX goes, his Wiki page indicates he was found guilty for cruelty to pit bulls, and is associated with another incident where pit bulls were mistreated. As far as I’m concerned, he can burn in hell with Michael Vick.”
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UP IN HERE!
Yeah, I was up in there last night with your mom