I’m not marrying a coat-hanger
A friend of mine recently told me that Julia Roberts admitted that she doesn’t wear deodorant. He asked me what I thought about that, to which I replied, “I don’t think about Julia Roberts.”
He chuckled. I continued: “I don’t think about her. When she starred in Pretty Woman, I wondered how she was chosen for that role. I don’t find her attractive. She’s way too thin. She’s a coat hanger.”
I mean, think about it — why else do you think Hollywood marriages don’t work? The guy wakes up one day, looks at his starlet wife and realized that he’s married to a coat hanger! He’s got to get out of there!
No wonder famous women are insecure about their looks — they KNOW guys don’t want to marry a coat-hanger, and they ALSO know that they will be OPENLY MOCKED if they gain weight. Kirstie Alley, anyone?
Famous guys are trapped, too. If they go after a voluptious woman, they risk losing movie deals b/c of public perception.
All I can say is — thank GOD I’m not famous, and thank goodness I’m not married to a coat-hanger.
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Julia always looked too boyish for me, too. I never saw her appeal, like some of my buddies in high school.
Im not marrying a coat hanger either.
im with you on this one.
not to get racial, but it seems that black and hispanic guys are a little more open about this preference for thicker women.
guys who rap about chasing after women with big asses and whatnot.
it makes perfect sense to me.
ive got to come out of the closet on this one too.
im also no fan of the skinny model/actress type, because i like women that look like they eat food.
and either hollywood mainstream american culture is too uptight and white-bread to admit it,
or i might be part black or hispanic and not know it.
keep talking, “Guest-blogger Angel Jimenez” because youre making sense.