Arturo Sundvold: "Stop Blogging and Save the Environment"
And now, conservative-turned-porn-star and guest blogger Arturo Sundvold:
I just came out of a meeting where we discussed how we can make our film production company more green. I suggested the girls could wear green eyeshadow or lipstick.
That got a chuckle.
It occurred to me at that moment — the advent of computers has increased our use of energy! Exponentially!
So, the answer to our energy crisis is obvious, to me anyway: ALL BLOGGERS MUST STOP BLOGGING.
If you’re keeping an online diary or dream journal, get a notebook!
Are you keeping track of your family vacations on the web? Get a scrapbook and photo album!
Are you staying in touch with people via MySpace, Facebook, or Twitter? Write a DAMN LETTER on a PIECE OF PAPER and MAIL IT! Stamps are still cheaper than high-speed Internet!
Also, since you won’t need to upload 10 GIGS of video to Youtube so you can have exclusive content on your next post about how you love eating at Cold Stone, you can cancel that cable-modem or DSL line and go back to netzero or whatever. The savings, spread across these United States, will SAVE THE ECONOMY and END THE CRISIS AS WE KNOW IT!
So, stop blogging people. You’ll reduce our consumption of fossil fuels, which will help the environment, AND you’ll save hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars a year.
You’ll have more time to go outside and exercise. You can enjoy real PHYSICAL activities.
Enjoy!
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