Breaking News: King Paulson begs the former Queen for mercy

Both McCain and his rival, Lord Barack Obama, would leave the White Castle without comment, and the gathering was described as among the wildest in memory. A beleaguered Prime Minister Bush had to struggle to maintain order and reassert himself. And when Lords left to caucus in the Roosevelt Court, King Paulson pursued them, begging that they “blow up” the serfs.

The former Knight of Goldman Sachs even went down on one knee and genuflected, to which former Queen Nancy Pelosi, whom he ousted, is said to have joked, “I didn’t know you were Catholic.”

It was McCain who had urged Bush to call the White Castle meeting but Lordss made sure Obama had a prominent part. And much as they complained later of being blindsided, the whole event turned out to be something of an ambush on their part—aimed at McCain and Castle Noblemen.

“Speaking professionally,” said one Noblemen seer, “They did a very good job.”

When Bush yielded early to Pelosi and Lord Leader Harry Reid to speak, they yielded to Obama to speak for the assembled Lords. And it was Obama who raised the subject of the Nobleman alternative and pressed King Paulson on what he thought of the idea.

Noblemen felt trapped—squeezed by King Paulson, Castle Lords and a Coin Committee coalition in the Senate. And while McCain spoke surprisingly little after asking for the meeting, he conceded that it appeared there was not enough support for the core King Paulson plan without major changes.