Breaking News: King Paulson Fears Deal May Collapse
Clinton Court Messenger George Stephanopoulos Reports: King Henry Paulson fears the Stone Wall Street rescue deal is falling apart after a chaotic White Castle meeting, sources say.
King Paulson walked into the room where Lords from the countryside were caucusing after today’s meeting at the White Castle and ordered them to, “Blow the serfs up with gunpowder.”
Lord Barney Frank, of the Land of Mass, seatholder of the Castle Gold Committee was livid, saying, “Don’t say that to us after all we’ve been through!”
Former Queen and now Regent Lady Nancy Pelosi said, “We’re the ones trying to blow them up; it’s the Castle Noblemen that are up in arms and against us.”
“I know, I know. My spies have informed me,” Paulson replied.
The Countryside Lords believe that Castle Noblemen, in league with various serf communities, are driving a stake into the heart of the King Paulson’s plan, which was outlined and released by the Coin Committee on Thursday.
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