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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Breaking News: King Paulson Fears Deal May Collapse

Clinton Court Messenger George Stephanopoulos Reports: King Henry Paulson fears the Stone Wall Street rescue deal is falling apart after a chaotic White Castle meeting, sources say.

King Paulson walked into the room where Lords from the countryside were caucusing after today's meeting at the White Castle and ordered them to, "Blow the serfs up with gunpowder."

Lord Barney Frank, of the Land of Mass, seatholder of the Castle Gold Committee was livid, saying, "Don't say that to us after all we've been through!"

Former Queen and now Regent Lady Nancy Pelosi said, "We're the ones trying to blow them up; it's the Castle Noblemen that are up in arms and against us."

"I know, I know. My spies have informed me," Paulson replied.

The Countryside Lords believe that Castle Noblemen, in league with various serf communities, are driving a stake into the heart of the King Paulson's plan, which was outlined and released by the Coin Committee on Thursday.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous MEANwhile said...

Astronomers spot a 'bizarre' strobe light star....

Is Vahl manic?

C.C. unstoppable...

Dodgers clinch!

Thursday, September 25, 2008  
Anonymous Vahl said...

Just rising to the occasion, my friend. I'm trying to bring the hits to the website, to help out Jolan.

I employed the Chetbas technique for parodies on the King Paulson articles ... I only had to change a couple of words here or there.

That, and the Rod Serling voice recorder technique, have increased the number of innings I can pitch ... at least until the real crisis in Somalia is over.

Friday, September 26, 2008  
Anonymous dami said...

I agree...you certainly have been super productive and timely.

WaMu seized by gov. and sold

Friday, September 26, 2008  

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