LDOTR: Rush Crush on Palin
I missed Rush's opening monologue, thank goodness. I had better things to do, like eat a tuna melt.
At the end of the opening hour, I heard Rush defending Palin. Damn. She grown, Rush. Let her fail in peace.
Maybe Rush wants to steal her away and marry her. He's got a crush on her. It's conservative Puppy Love.
No wonder conservative kids are prone to teenage pregnancies - they are hypocrites incapable of mature love.
Obama and Biden, on the other hand, have a normal number of kids (5 is WAY too much) who are not pregnant. That's a mature, reaponsible ticket.
At the end of the opening hour, I heard Rush defending Palin. Damn. She grown, Rush. Let her fail in peace.
Maybe Rush wants to steal her away and marry her. He's got a crush on her. It's conservative Puppy Love.
No wonder conservative kids are prone to teenage pregnancies - they are hypocrites incapable of mature love.
Obama and Biden, on the other hand, have a normal number of kids (5 is WAY too much) who are not pregnant. That's a mature, reaponsible ticket.

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In computer science, an LR parser is a parser for context-free grammars that reads input from Left to right and produces a Rightmost derivation.
I read that Rush jacks off to photoshopped Palin picks.
If Sarah was on the other ticket, Rush would be moaning and groaning about how she's an IDIOT.
Most neo-con and right wing pigs would worship he boots.
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