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Friday, November 21, 2008

LDOTR: Rush Jumps the Somali Shark

Rush led his show saying things like, "Moody's now rates the Somali Pirates AAA ... Somali Pirates are becoming a bank to get bailout money from Paulson ... Bloomberg News is reporting that the Somali Pirates have put in an offer to buy Citibank."

And that's why Rush SUCKS. I'm surprised he didn't have a rimshot play as he did his stand-up routine at the expense of those who have been kidnapped or killed by these scum..

He proceeded to explain that the stock market is down because of fear that Obama will raise taxes ... CNBC talking heads have talked for years about how the market tends to react negatively when Democrats are elected to President.

Anyway, because Rush just HAD to push the envelope, his real point got lost. What a fool. Splish-splish.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Dami said...

I think most economists agree that the stock market will not be stable for the foreseeable future, and the bailout was not supposed to be a quick fix anyway. Rush loses a bit of credibility when he blames Obama for daily Dow Jones drops.

Friday, November 21, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

everything is Obamas fault.
everything was going great with the economy until HE won the election.

right?

by the way, whats this splish-splish a reference to?

Friday, November 21, 2008  

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