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Friday, November 28, 2008

What I learned watching the news today

Mumbai terrorist attack=death of news anchor woman="Happy black Friday!"

I learned on NPR that shoppers in Alexandria, Virginia are buying gifts for themselves (not others) at 5:00am, and only buying stuff that is on sale. Damian is right: these people must be depressed. The reporter at the store said people were there just because it's something to do!

I learned that there are military commandos in India who can defeat terrorists.

1 Comments:

Blogger DamianHospital said...

Hi Tone,

Just got back from Orlando...I saw that a temp worker at Wal*mart was stampeded to death in NY or NJ, and other sick and twisted Black Friday incidents.

Saturday, November 29, 2008  

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