Damian is "The Fifth Robin"
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Gotham City – In a stunning development, an anonymous message board post revealed that Damian Hospital, co-creator of the DailySkew, is the fifth Robin. Here is the exact quote from the DC message board:
"Hey, if Batman can have four Robins (five if you include Damian), then the Flash can accommodate a second Kid Flash."
Reaction from around the world was mixed:
Obama: "Well, Batman WAS my favorite superhero."
Bill Clinton: "Not sure what the Dark Knight was thinking on that one."
Christian Bale: "He's been a big supporter of mine, and Batman's, for years … And he's the right build for the Robin role in the next Batman movie. I hope he tries out for it."
Adam West; "What? I only worked with Dick Grayson. Who are the other four Batman?"
William Shatner: "I was secretly hoping that Damian would play Spock in the new movie — perfect demeanor for that role."
Bobby Valentine: "Damian was tough to manage."
Sherlock Holmes: "Batman could learn a few things from Mr. Hospital. Excellent choice by Mr. Wayne."
There was no word on the DC Boards concerning the rumor that Tony Vahl was up for the role of Kid Flash.
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Well, with the release of FINAL CRISIS: LEGION OF THREE WORLDS #3 yesterday, comic fans are wondering if that is really Bart Allen under the mask, after all he had died last year. Could be Vahl.
I thought about it for many years, and I can unequivocally say that I would never be Batman’s partner. First of all, he would see me as a “sidekick”, not as an equal partner.
He’s one of my favorite superheroes but I couldn’t imagine working with this guy. He’s terribly arrogant and condescending and has no faith in his partners. His ego is too much, and he pushes everyone away from himself.
yeah rite, ur the 5th robin. dont deny it
We met on campus and talked about X-Men for a solid two hours. It was pretty fun and you had beautiful eyes and I was silly and didn’t ask for your name or number…
I propose the following: hot tea, bike rides, and make outs.
E-mail me with marvel VS DC and why DC is obviously the better of the two!
For those of you not in the “know” Damian is Bruce and Talia’s son as per the non-cannon Son of the Demon one-shot by Mike Barr.
Boy, those sevens from around the world were pretty condescending! Even Sherlock Holmes had to throw in that “Mr. Wayne” line to show how smart he is. I wouldn’t want to work with any of them!
WRONG! You people may want to read a comic post-9/11. THAT Damian became the future Phantom Stranger.
No published story to date specifically confirms Batman as Damian’s actual father.
The thing iisssss, they never trust you. They hide stuff from you. They don’t really like you, just use you for their own obsessions.
Im not surprised.
there probably is a robin costume hanging up in Damian’s closet somewhere which he dons when attending various comic book conventions, or whenever he sees the bat-signal in the sky.
Tights are not my thing.
wow
lotta denying
going on here
kinda like
when closeted poeple
say
“im not gay”
The truth of the matter is … I am the sixth Robin and the second Kid Flash….
Damian H. is the son of Batman and Talia? What!?!
That must be news to his mom. Wow. The world just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
I mean, next thing I’ll find out is that my parents are Martian Manhunter and Power Girl, or Spiderman and Black Cat.
Man, who is WRITING this timeline? Stop the world; I want to get off!
Must be Grant. That would explain the unending chaos and random panels with bizarre overtones.