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Damian is "The Fifth Robin"

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Gotham City – In a stunning development, an anonymous message board post revealed that Damian Hospital, co-creator of the DailySkew, is the fifth Robin. Here is the exact quote from the DC message board:

"Hey, if Batman can have four Robins (five if you include Damian), then the Flash can accommodate a second Kid Flash."

Reaction from around the world was mixed:

Obama: "Well, Batman WAS my favorite superhero."

Bill Clinton: "Not sure what the Dark Knight was thinking on that one."

Christian Bale: "He's been a big supporter of mine, and Batman's, for years … And he's the right build for the Robin role in the next Batman movie. I hope he tries out for it."

Adam West; "What? I only worked with Dick Grayson. Who are the other four Batman?"

William Shatner: "I was secretly hoping that Damian would play Spock in the new movie — perfect demeanor for that role."

Bobby Valentine: "Damian was tough to manage."

Sherlock Holmes: "Batman could learn a few things from Mr. Hospital. Excellent choice by Mr. Wayne."

There was no word on the DC Boards concerning the rumor that Tony Vahl was up for the role of Kid Flash.

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19 Responses to Damian is "The Fifth Robin"

  1. Well, with the release of FINAL CRISIS: LEGION OF THREE WORLDS #3 yesterday, comic fans are wondering if that is really Bart Allen under the mask, after all he had died last year. Could be Vahl.

  2. I thought about it for many years, and I can unequivocally say that I would never be Batman’s partner. First of all, he would see me as a “sidekick”, not as an equal partner.

    He’s one of my favorite superheroes but I couldn’t imagine working with this guy. He’s terribly arrogant and condescending and has no faith in his partners. His ego is too much, and he pushes everyone away from himself.

  3. yeah rite, ur the 5th robin. dont deny it

  4. We met on campus and talked about X-Men for a solid two hours. It was pretty fun and you had beautiful eyes and I was silly and didn’t ask for your name or number…

    I propose the following: hot tea, bike rides, and make outs.

    E-mail me with marvel VS DC and why DC is obviously the better of the two!

  5. For those of you not in the “know” Damian is Bruce and Talia’s son as per the non-cannon Son of the Demon one-shot by Mike Barr.

  6. Boy, those sevens from around the world were pretty condescending! Even Sherlock Holmes had to throw in that “Mr. Wayne” line to show how smart he is. I wouldn’t want to work with any of them!

  7. WRONG! You people may want to read a comic post-9/11. THAT Damian became the future Phantom Stranger.

    No published story to date specifically confirms Batman as Damian’s actual father.

  8. The thing iisssss, they never trust you. They hide stuff from you. They don’t really like you, just use you for their own obsessions.

  9. Im not surprised.
    there probably is a robin costume hanging up in Damian’s closet somewhere which he dons when attending various comic book conventions, or whenever he sees the bat-signal in the sky.

  10. Tights are not my thing.

  11. wow
    lotta denying
    going on here

    kinda like
    when closeted poeple
    say
    “im not gay”

  12. The truth of the matter is … I am the sixth Robin and the second Kid Flash….

  13. Damian H. is the son of Batman and Talia? What!?!

    That must be news to his mom. Wow. The world just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

    I mean, next thing I’ll find out is that my parents are Martian Manhunter and Power Girl, or Spiderman and Black Cat.

    Man, who is WRITING this timeline? Stop the world; I want to get off!

    Must be Grant. That would explain the unending chaos and random panels with bizarre overtones.

  14. Hey John, I think you're right about Peter Parker being in Superman #702! I actually have noticed a lot of weirdness when it comes to journalism in comics. In one of the first Dick Grayson Batman issues (I think it was one of the 3-issues penciled by Mark Bagley) where Two-Face is looking over the paper clippings of the “media-friendly” Batman. If you look one of the names on the paper is partially covered up but it says, “The aily Bugle.” Hahaha great podcast man!

  15. kid flash bro i wanna battle him

  16. Central City adlh kota yang di jaga oleh Kid Flash. Pantas saja Robin sering main kesana, pikir Batman.

  17. CBR News spoke with Jeff Lemire about Doomsday crashing smack dab into Smallville in April’s "Superboy" #6, but first we asked a few questions about this week’s first ever race between Superboy and Kid Flash.

  18. Great review, bro! Kid Flash is on the bottom half of the DC Universe Classics on my favorites list. But he is still a cool figure to me. It just goes to show how great this line really is.

  19. ALEJANDRO: The only other character elements I included with Aquaman was to combine a couple of things from his animated versions that have really sparked new interest in the character for other fans. The inclusion of Slade is based on the fact that he is often considered an arch-enemy of Dick Grayson and has rarely fought Batman and I think it would be kinda fun if he could fight Grayson and remark “I fought your mentor when he was your age.” The multiverse angle with the Flash just seems so obvious to me, considering how often Barry and Wally would travel to other dimensions and time periods. Hell, Barry is the one who COINED the phrases “Earth-One” and “Earth-Two.”

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