Watching the MEDIA Watchmen, bringing PERSPECTIVE to the WORLD.

RSS Skew.Dailyskew

  • Going to School Before Dawn + Eating Lunch at School
    As it gets later for sunrise here in Broward County, the first thing that pops into my head in mornings (well, besides you know) is how the dark mornings were foreign to me when I was a kid in New York. Back in Brooklyn, I always walked or took the bus to school after dawn. [...]Going to School Before Dawn + Eating Lunch at School is a copyrighted article fr […]

RSS DailySkew Baseball

  • MLB Drug Investigation: IVAN NOVA USED B-12?
    The focus of Ivan Nova’s start today was supposed to be about how the Yankees rookie took the fanbase by storm with an excellent start against The Blue Jays last week, and how Nova is rising through the ranks after taking Javier Vazquez’s place in the starting rotation. Instead, the focus is now on the rumors that Bud Selig’s NARC team is investigating the c […]

RSS Updates

  • Jesus, Goku, and the Pink Panther (photos of paint jobs on cars)
    I’ve spotted some cool paint jobs in recent days out here in Smallville that I managed to capture on camera so I could share with you. The one car I missed, unfortunately, was a Joker car that had the villain smiling maniacally with Harley Quinn by his side. I hope to spot it again, but [...]Jesus, Goku, and the Pink Panther (photos of paint jobs on cars) is […]

RSS Dream Seeker Universe

  • This Story Never Happened (Mostly): Dream Seeker 10-Year Timeline
    Ms. Anachron dreamt…. *** There was her husband, Dace Senoit, a.k.a. the DREAM SEEKER, the star of this universe, window shopping on Fifth Avenue. She was playing the camera, so to speak, present but not there. She turned her gaze and saw a younger man who looked like Dace, dressed in the latest Uniqlo fashion. [...]This Story Never Happened (Mostly): Dream […]

RSS Tony Vahl – EzineArticles Expert Author

  • The "Walk Away" House Abandonment Myth
    I had a talk today with a friend who abandoned a rental property last year after he lost a renter and was unable to find a replacement. Here is what I learned from the conversation: he just got a 1099-A from the bank. This is good, right? […]

RSS Comments for The Original DailySkew

RSS Comments for DailySkew

  • Comment on Is New York City overrated? (New York City Sucks) by nymba
    NY is a joke, full of many who don't even understand proper English. It is over rated with a poor economy, arrogance about nothing and filthy subways and streets with NO Parking! I have lived in Calif, Fl, PA, NJ, Long Island and find NYC the worst economy, climate and attitude. The medical care can be good, but who lives for hospitals??I plan to move o […]

RSS DailySkew Sock Puppets

  • Sam Worthington = Modern-day Harrison Ford?
    And now, Moses Free weighs in with his opinion of Sam Worthington, star of the biggest movie of ALL-TIME, Avatar: Man, this weekend turned into a Sam Worthington movie festival at our house. First, Terminator: Salvation arrived from Netflix. We started watching it and were like, OMG, it’s the dude from Avatar! You know, it’s […]

Categories

Archives

Quotes from the Year 3000

The following is translated into early 21st century vernacular for your convenience:

"Can you believe people thought you DIED the instant a plane broke apart? Ha ha. I guess they wanted to give solace to the families. I'd hate to be free falling for minutes, knowing I'm dead, before splattering like an insect on concrete. Thank goodness for [CENSORED DAILYSKEW]."

***

"What's Elvis?"

***

"Can you believe people used to get rich by singing and dancing? And scientists were largely unknown and ignored by the populace? They would waste paper on making picture books of malnourished and deformed women, just for LOOKING at them. What an incredible WASTE. If they had only paid more attention to [CENSORED DAILYSKEW], we'd all be better off."

Similar Posts:


Random Posts:

Previous Topic

Reader Feedback

5 Responses to “Quotes from the Year 3000”

  • DailySkewCoFounder says:

    I love QftY2K.

  • R.A.W. says:

    stop worrying about society.

    it is a myth, there is no society.

  • Vahl says:

    Huh? What was I worried about?

    "There is no society."

    You sound like the Nihilist.

  • DailySkewCoFounder says:

    Type 5

  • R.A.W. says:

    well, it sounded like you were looking at modern times and human nature and lamenting about the way people are and wondering when society will change, or at least hoping that it would in the future.

    popular culture is very disfunctional but I stopped waiting for it to change or hoping that it would and gave up.

    I stopped watching the news, I stopped watching tv, I stopped listening to the radio and wouldnt you know it?

    the second I stopped paying attention to "society" it didnt matter to me anymore.

    I dont care what popular culture or society becomes as long as I live outside of it.

    you bring up people getting rich for singing and dancing while scientists are largely unknown even though the work they do is much more important.

    you speculate in the future people will be more sophisticated and society will correct itself, but what if it doesnt?

    what if the people in the future are just as screwed up as people are now, or possibly even worse?

    Is there anything that we can do about it?

    yeah, the world is messed up now and youre holding out hope that people will be more right thinking in the future, but Im not so certain of that.

    I cant be so confident that the next two or three generations that come along after us will be more enlightened or better off, I just dont know.

    deep down I hope you are right and hope that the people of the future will be more together than the people of today but I dont expect it.

    society is what it is and its a word people use to describe a greater good and a duty that every individual has to improve the world around them.

    but its gotten to a point with me that ive turned it all off and I dont want to hear what the social engineers who are trying to change things think because I havent heard people with realistic answers.

    So ive stopped worrying about the shallow entertainment that other people find interesting, and what this does to human nature because its all just too disturbing to me.

    I just want to live my life on my terms and most of the time I think its best to ignore the headlines or what the herd is paying attention to because most people dont get it anyway.

    I hope this clears up some of my earlier more nebulous statements.

Leave a Reply

RSSTwitter: vahl

  • Twitter is BROKEN

RSS Skew Short Stories

  • Time Taxi Trip: Borrrring (Teenager’s Perspective)
    So, this time our family decided to go back to “Good old” Earth and go on one of these Historical Excursions. We couldn’t afford Venice or Rome, you know, cities with real significance and lots to look at over the years? Yeah, so, we end up going to Fort Lauderdale. I guess that’s […]

RSS Zane Black

  • Ground Zero Mosque, Babylon is Burning
    Zane Black on the mosque being built in Manhattan, across the street from WTC 9/11 Ground Zero: “The mosque is a slap in the face 2 our nation. At Ground Zero, they are putting it up as a sign of victory. They have done it throughout history.” *** Zane Black is very pleased with the [...]Ground Zero Mosque, Babylon is Burning is a post from: Zane Black Copyr […]

RSS No More Addictions

  • So why is Harry Potter addictive?
    Yeah, so my wife keeps wanting to tell me about the book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (she read it) while I just want to be surprised by the movie (I haven’t read it). After a few times of this, I decided to ruin the movie-going experience and just read it. After slogging through […]