Joltin’ Joe Anastasio
Since we’re on the topic of the great Joe A., I thought I’d share this poem from back in the day, paying homage to Joe’s legendary productivity at Lorien:
Joltin’Joe Anastas-io
by Erich Von Echs
Yaaaaaaah!
Whooooooo!
Yeesssss!
“Hello Joe, whadd’ya know?”
“Need me to scan! Here I go!”
Joe, Joe Anastas-io-
We want you on ooooour siiiiide!
He became Lorien’s most productive worker, knocking the office on the floor
But he’s just a man, not a freak, he’s
Joe, Joe Anastas-io!
He tied the record and sent other workers
out the door
Then he broke it by scanning 100,000 more!
He’s Joltin’ Joe Anastas-io!
From shift to shift that’s all you’ll hear
Of Joe the one man show,
He’s glorified from here and fro,
Joltin’ Joe Anastas-io.
He’ll live in Lorien’s hall of fame,
He got there blow by blow,
Our kids will say his name
Joltin’ Joe Anastas-io
Joe, Joe Anastas-io, we want you on oooour siiiiide.
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Thanks Erich Von Echs. I was whistling that song yesterday.