A rocket ship blasts off from the doomed planet of Krypton carrying a baby
boy. This ship lands on the moisture farm of Ma and Pa Kent on the desert
planet Tatooine. The Kents decide to raise the boy as their own, and call
him Clark. Now, years later, a star destroyer chases a rebel frigate above
Tatooine, and Clark can no longer stomach the injustice and violence of the
empire. Powered by Tatooine's twin yellow suns, he dons a homemade costume,
and flies into space. Clark Kent is the STAR WARS SUPERMAN!
Enneagram Battles (TM)
Superman (3) vs. Vader (9)
Darth Vader marches into the rebel frigate. He surveys the damage and death
his storm troopers have caused, and is somewhat pleased. However, he will
not truly be happy until he has the stolen Death Star plans.
A blue streak passes Vader, and then stops in front of him. It's Superman.
"Looks like you're in charge. Why are doing this?"
Vader looks at this man in the silly blue and red costume, and smiles under
his mask. This will be easy. He reaches out and uses the force to clench
Superman's throat. Much to his surprise, however, Vader cannot close
Superman's windpipe.
Superman smirked. "That tickles," he says before punching Vader full-force
in the face. He falls backwards before somersaulting to his feet. His mask
is damaged by the blow; the eye sockets are cracked, and the breathing
mechanism sounds raspy.
Vader wonders what manner of force power this Superman possesses. He
reaches again, and this time blocks Superman's windpipe, instead of trying
to crush it. Superman grabs his throat, unable to breathe. He collapses.
Vader walks over, smiling. "Did you really think you could stop me? Foolish
man."
Suddenly, Superman kicks out Vader's legs, causing him to fall. Vader loses
his concentration, and Superman's throat clears.
"Good thing I can hold my breath for days."
Vader rolls to his feet and ignites his lightsaber. Superman steps back,
cautiously. Vader swings, striking the wall panels, advancing aggressively.
Superman knows he can't take a direct blow from a lightsaber. He takes a
deep breath and blows. His super-breath knocks Vader from his feet and
sends him flying down the hall. Sparks fly from Vader's torso; his
mechanical armor is malfunctioning.
Superman grabs Vader by the cape collar and lifts him. "Why are you here?
Answer me!"
Vader rasps, "Death Star ... plans...." and then faints.
Superman leaves Vader, walks through the ship, and finds and interrogates an
Imperial Officer. Once he learns what the Death Star is, he leaves and
flies through space towards the mammoth space station.
Meanwhile, on Coruscant, Emperor Palpatine feels a disturbance in the force.
His apprentice has been utterly defeated, and he is not too happy about
it....