Damian and I were already talking about doing a website back in 2001, when 9/11 happened. The DailySkew was born in the aftermath, during a brief time when Americans stood united against terrorists. Back then, every car had an American…
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9/11 DailySkew Tribute
Tagged with: 9 11 survivors, flight 93, initial trajectory, left sidebar, mad scientist, mullah omar, parodies, patriotic fervor, sesna, shoe bomber, time traveler, watchman, world series victory
Posted in 911, editorial, News
Posted in 911, editorial, News
Pseudo-Paradox: public sector vs. private sector
As someone who has worked in the private sector and public sector, I am one of the few people out here who can give you a perspective on the similarities and differences between working for a corporation versus working for…
What Libyans and Americans have in common
So, what is the commonality between Libyan protesters and US homeowners? Here’s some thoughts from today’s podcast: – tweets from Libya; genocide by Quaddafi – situation in Libya rates far higher on the Dailyskew Scale of Importance than foreclosures -…
Tagged with: Afghanistan, bush, criminal government, haiti, Hurricane Katrina, iranian protesters, Iraq, Libya, libyans, location, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, oil theory, oppressive regime, politician, Press Secretary, sense of reality, short memories, slippery slope, tweets, United States, US, US government, Vahl
Posted in editorial, News, Podcast, War
Posted in editorial, News, Podcast, War
Crisis on Earth-Star Wars
Crisis on Earth-Star Wars by a former Jedi Master As a former superhero-turned-family man, I appreciate history and continuity. These two things are very important to me. Take Star Wars: the books actually make an attempt to stay in continuity…
Tagged with: anakin, darth vader, earth star, emperor, family man, George Lucas, grea, movies, return of the jedi, roj, shocker, Special Edition, timothy zahn
Posted in comics, Continuity, editorial, parody, rant, s, Star Wars
Posted in comics, Continuity, editorial, parody, rant, s, Star Wars
Users are losers
Users are losers Message to Drug UsersHey stoners, s’up? Dude, did you know marijuana contributes to slow reaction times, memory loss, and decreased cognitive thinking? Not to mention slower erection time. Unfortunately, all of you are in denial and simply…
Tagged with: Blockbuster, dealer, drug lords, erection time, FORGETFUL, LATE, memory loss, panties in a bunch, rehab centers, REJECT, sane person, slave labor, stoners, work performance
Posted in crime, DailySkew Classic, editorial, rant, society
Posted in crime, DailySkew Classic, editorial, rant, society
Wrapped up like a douche
Wrapped up like a douche Hey, I can’t believe they allow “Blinded by the Light” by Manfred Mann to be played on the radio! I mean, the lyrics are disgusting: Blinded by the lightWrapped up like a doucheAnother runner in…
Tagged with: deuce deuce, douche, FCC, lead singer, manfred mann, singer, swig, tourists, vulgarity, water bottle, years day
Posted in editorial, music, parody
Posted in editorial, music, parody
Somebody’s writing chain emails….
Somebody’s writing chain emails…. Blog diary — 12/26/07I got another one today. Story of pregnant woman visited by Jesus before giving birth to stillborn baby. Supposed to teach gratefulness and faith in creator, even during hard times. Same writing pattern…
Tagged with: chain emails, chain letters, food, giving birth, gratefulness, homeless man, internet threat, Jesus, office co, OK, pregnant woman, pyramid scheme
Posted in editorial, parody, satire, Technology
Posted in editorial, parody, satire, Technology
Ronald Reagan
Remembering the 80′s President by a child of the 80′s I’m not even sure I should be writing this. I don’t know anyone personally who loved Ronald Reagan, other than my parents who voted for him twice — the only…
Tagged with: being an actor, father didn, goose bumps, humble roots, john q, politics, President, president reagan, reagan story, ronald reagan, seal of approval
Posted in 1980's, editorial, MEDIA, politics
Posted in 1980's, editorial, MEDIA, politics
