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M.O.T. News Minneapolis, MN — An award-winning PBS Blogger was hospitalized today after reading a skew.dailyskew.com post about himself. Stephen Cliffed, a Knight Rider 2000 award winner, was found in his home office slumped over his keyboard by his mother. “Well, she wasn’t actually there. She saw him slumped over through a web Full Article

M.O.T. News — The Shark King has issued the following statement concerning Tony Vahl: You think you’re cute, teaching your young kids to fish. You think we didn’t notice? I’ve got spies EVERYWHERE, Vahl. Believe me, like Phil Collins sang for Genesis years ago: “I got a name, and I got a number. I’m coming after Full Article

Bookmarks: Hospital, left, has been at the top of the list a total of 145 times; Tony Vahl, 67 and counting. M.O.T. NEWS Tony Vahl, the American author who is often called the new Damian Hospital, has been bumped from the top of M.O.T. NEWS’s Best-Selling Books list – by Damian Hospital. The Tales of Moonbot 4, Hospital’s Full Article

Here’s more proof that Phil Hendrie is past his prime, as asserted at the Skew blog: Obama will give us the hope of new talk show talent, and the change we need on the airwaves, and youtube. Full Article

Both McCain and his rival, Lord Barack Obama, would leave the White Castle without comment, and the gathering was described as among the wildest in memory. A beleaguered Prime Minister Bush had to struggle to maintain order and reassert himself. And when Lords left to caucus in the Roosevelt Court, King Paulson pursued them, begging Full Article

Clinton Court Messenger George Stephanopoulos Reports: King Henry Paulson fears the Stone Wall Street rescue deal is falling apart after a chaotic White Castle meeting, sources say. King Paulson walked into the room where Lords from the countryside were caucusing after today’s meeting at the White Castle and ordered them to, “Blow the Full Article

M.O.T. News Sir Christopher Dodd from the Land of Connecticut today made a spectacle of himself during a meeting with King Paulson and fellow knights — a meeting which was broadcast live throughout the kingdom. When King Paulson asked the knights to provide gold for the purposes of keeping certain trade routes open, Sir Dodd questioned his Full Article

From Bloomberg: Democrats Work With King Paulson on Rescue; Some Republicans Object From Reuters: Stocks, oil fall; eyes on King Paulson New York Newsday: Notso fast, King Paulson USA Today: Treasury’sKing Paulson is ‘The Hammer’ behind the bailout Christian Science Monitor: KingPaulson on verge of historic new Full Article

And now, conservative-turned-porn-star and guest blogger Arturo Sundvold: I just came out of a meeting where we discussed how we can make our film production company more green. I suggested the girls could wear green eyeshadow or lipstick. That got a chuckle. It occurred to me at that moment — the advent of computers has increased our use Full Article

The following are quotes from the pig that appears on the Rib City logo: Come on down and have a serving … of me! Mmm, mmm. Boy, I taste good with barb-b-q sauce! I’m just DYIN’ for YOU to EAT MY RIBS! I don’t bite! I won’t even squeal! My brothers and sisters and kids are all happy Full Article