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Here’s more proof that Phil Hendrie is past his prime, as asserted at the Skew blog: Obama will give us the hope of new talk show talent, and the change we need on the airwaves, and youtube. Full Article

Here’s the article, with comments from Vahl in brackets: “Sometimes the leak is so bad that even a plumber can’t fix it.” This was theconcise summation of a cable political strategist the other day, after the thirdand final presidential debate. That sounds about right, and yet the race in itsfinal days retains a feeling of Full Article

… Barack Obama. This has everything to do with making history. His victory will be the symbolic completion of our journey towards racial equality. The souls of Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King, Jr. will finally be able to rest in peace. The petty squabbles of the moment are irrelevent … and most of us Full Article

Both McCain and his rival, Lord Barack Obama, would leave the White Castle without comment, and the gathering was described as among the wildest in memory. A beleaguered Prime Minister Bush had to struggle to maintain order and reassert himself. And when Lords left to caucus in the Roosevelt Court, King Paulson pursued them, begging Full Article

Clinton Court Messenger George Stephanopoulos Reports: King Henry Paulson fears the Stone Wall Street rescue deal is falling apart after a chaotic White Castle meeting, sources say. King Paulson walked into the room where Lords from the countryside were caucusing after today’s meeting at the White Castle and ordered them to, “Blow the Full Article

M.O.T. News Sir Christopher Dodd from the Land of Connecticut today made a spectacle of himself during a meeting with King Paulson and fellow knights — a meeting which was broadcast live throughout the kingdom. When King Paulson asked the knights to provide gold for the purposes of keeping certain trade routes open, Sir Dodd questioned his Full Article

From Bloomberg: Democrats Work With King Paulson on Rescue; Some Republicans Object From Reuters: Stocks, oil fall; eyes on King Paulson New York Newsday: Notso fast, King Paulson USA Today: Treasury’sKing Paulson is ‘The Hammer’ behind the bailout Christian Science Monitor: KingPaulson on verge of historic new Full Article

Listen below to hear how Lee Israel forged letters of famous writers like Dorothy Parker and Noel Coward in order to sell to unsuspecting collectors and make a profit: Not ONCE during this interview did my wife and I hear any mention of the CONSEQUENCES for profiting off of forgeries! Excuse me — but did Full Article

The following is an article from CNN.com, interspersed with satirical comments from Vahl: (CNN) — Jamaica’s sprint sensation Usain Bolt should show more respect to his beaten rivals says International Olympic Committee chief Jacques Rogge. Jamaican Usain Bolt is the first man to break the world marks in both sprints at an Olympic Full Article

And now, conservative-turned-porn-star and guest blogger Arturo Sundvold: I just came out of a meeting where we discussed how we can make our film production company more green. I suggested the girls could wear green eyeshadow or lipstick. That got a chuckle. It occurred to me at that moment — the advent of computers has increased our use Full Article