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Thursday, January 24, 2008

B-Complex Vitamins


My multi-vitamin has B-vitamins in it, but apparently they weren't enough, or wasn't getting the effect. I bought B-complex formula, with biotin, yesterday ... and I'm already feeling better mentally.

So, whenever I'm highly stressed, I run out of certain chemicals, my brain collapses, I shut down ... eventually, I recover the nutrients in the food I eat. If I take the vitamins, I prevent this from happening.

Damn.

I think of the major shutdowns I've had in my life ... you've got to be kidding me.

[INSERT JOKER LAUGH]

I wonder ... was Heath Ledger taking his B-complex?

Is it really that simple?

[INSERT JOKER LAUGH]

No wonder Miguel Tejada and Roger Clemens love B-12 shots!

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