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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Somebody's writing chain emails....

Somebody's writing chain emails....


Blog diary -- 12/26/07

I got another one today. Story of pregnant woman visited by Jesus before giving birth to stillborn baby. Supposed to teach gratefulness and faith in creator, even during hard times.

Same writing pattern as previous chain emails. Like the homeless man who needs food and is Jesus in disguise. Or the angel that visits suicidal old man at truck stop. Can mean only one thing: same person writing all of them.

Serial author must be stopped. Spare no expense. Will be difficult, but must try. For the sake of internet, threat must be eliminated. Otherwise, more important emails missed due to clogged inbox.

Must go now. Friend needs laptop back.

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OK, seriously- what profit is to be made by spamming NON-PYRAMID SCHEME chain letters??? I can understand the SPAMaster hitting a billion machines a day selling Viagra. But what is to gained by the UNREALISTIC CHAIN LETTERS that all of our relatives and office co-workers so happily forward to me? Why can't they forward DAILYSKEW E-MAILS TO THE WORLD????????????????????????????????????????????


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