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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Drudge style headline: Somali Pirates want 20 million for Ukrainian ship

"WE WANT RANSOM, NOTHING ELSE," SAYS PIRATE SPOKESMAN
SUDAN DENIES CONNECTION...
RUSSIAN CREW MEMBER DIES...

CLEARANCE SALE

Labels: filipinos, pirates, ransom, russia, U.S., ukrainian ship

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Drudge style headline concerning Somali Pirates hijacking Ukrainian vessel

35 MILLION DOLLAR RANSOM DEMAND
EGYPTIAN SHIP AND CREW FREED
MALAYSIAN TANKER RELEASED FOR 2 MILLION DOLLARS
FRANCE DEMANDS ACTION
PROVOKED WRATH OF RUSSIA AND U.S.

PIRATES OF ADEN: AT WORLD'S END?

Labels: Philipines, pirates, russia, Somalia, U.S.