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Friday, March 14, 2008

The Economy: Now What?

As some of you know, we famously predicted the collapse of the housing market after the 2004-2005 Hurricane seasons ravaged Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas.

A year ago, I wrote a follow-up that explained the need for Acceptance (tm) ... in other words, we needed to accept the coming fall in housing, and plan accordingly.

Again, I wrote that in March of 2007.

That was plenty of time for the geniuses at Bears Stearns to divest themselves of some of their sub-prime mortgage investments at a loss ... a small loss, compared to the full-blown Ebola virus eating away at their company's existence!

But, hey, what do I know? I'm just a writer on the web. I'm nobody, as far as the GENIUSES are concerned.

For some reason, I actually believed the folks on Wall Street would take the proper action....

A couple of days ago, I read this article thanks to Drudge, where 82-year-old famed economist Anna Schwartz basically said what I said a year ago.

God bless her ... but if she's the smartest economist whom people respect ... then we are clearly doomed. It is clear that the younger "Wise" men and women on Wall Street, who should be rising to to fill Anna's, and Milton Friedman's, shoes aren't worth the paper their MBAs are printed on, or their salaries.

My friend Damian asked me, "Now what do we do? What's the solution?"

The solution that I prescribed a year ago remains the same ... unfortunately, the treatment will be more painful.

As I've explained in the past, the actions of the Fed to lower rates to 1% Post 9-11 merely moved our economic troubles from that time into the future ... AND, it increased the nature of the problem.

So, what does the Fed do now, knowing what's happening? They lower rates to below 3%!

Whatever happened to historic lows? Don't they understand that 4% is a perfectly reasonable interest rate?

Do they really think that putting the rate below 3% will bring confidence back into the economy? Sorry, Mr. Bernanke, but that was a one-trick pony, and Mr. Greenspan already rode it.

I was okay with lowering the rate to 4% ... but Bernanke needs to stop listening to the braying on Wall Street. It's time to stand firm, and let the dominoes fall where they may. Instead, Mr. Bernanke seems determined to add more dominoes to the cascading stack, toppling over more citizens and financial institutions in its wake.


The longer the Federal Reserve, along with Treasury Secretary Paulson and the politicians on Capital Hill, continue to delay the inevitable, the harder the economy will crash when they finally run out of tricks.

I pray the Fed stops lowering rates. I pray that certain financial institutions are allowed to die in peace -- Bears Stearns is starting to look like Weekend at Bernie's, for goodness sakes!

The economy will survive. The dollar will recover ... eventually. We'll get through it.

We must take our economic castor oil. The credit binge, individually and collectively, must stop. And it will stop, whether we like it, or not.

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Monday, January 7, 2008

Exclusive Interview: Amarillo de Vaca

The following was an IM interview between Tony Vahl and Amarillo de Vaca:


Tony: Wow. I'm amazed to hear from you. Aren't you dead?


Vaca: Ha ha. That was just a device for dramatic effect. I'm alive and well.


Tony: Last we heard, you were quite depressed. How are you feeling these days?


Vaca: Actually, the reason why I've reached out to your website now is that I'm feeling down again ... my last two articles were cathartic, and I'm hoping writing about this will help me out.


Tony: Do tell.


Vaca: I feel like my life is on hold, like when you call DirecTV for service and, after navigating a series of ridiculous automated menus, wait over an hour for a human voice ... only to have your cell phone drop when a customer service rep says "Hello."

I'm stuck in a new town, and I'm thinking about slitting my wrists.


Tony: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down!


Vaca: I took a job out here in no man's land, b/c the cost of living is less than the big city. My wife and kids are still in the city, until the school year ends.


Tony: And that's why you want to kill yourself?


Vaca: No, no. I got over that one. I realized it was best for our kids to finish the school year before moving here to no-where-ville. I took a dose of Acceptance tm, and was okay.


Tony: So, what happened?


Vaca: Acceptance tm wasn't enough. I didn't realize that the long months of separation would eat away at me psychologically. Plus -- my job has become amazingly stressful over the past month. I'm not getting any real guidance, and I'm dealing with really important stuff. I hate making mistakes, and I feel like I'm landing a plane for the first time without a handbook or a trainer. I'm crashing. I'm crashing.


Tony: Yikes.


Vaca: And my little girl got sick, and I was stuck here ... I feel so helpless.


Tony: Damn.


Vaca: I feel like my defense shields are warn out. Any incoming laser bolts will destroy me.


Tony: Man. I don't know what to tell you. Hang in there, I guess.


Vaca: I've felt this way two other times in my life -- once, during High School. I could not handle going to class, and I cut school for like two months. Second, was the period of time I wrote about for the Skew.

I feel like my mind is split in half. Sparks are flying.


Tony: Yeesh.


Vaca: I'm mentally broken. I just want to hide under the covers and do nothing.

Unfortunately, I know this is not a realistic option.


Tony: And suicide is?


Vaca: I'm just tired, man. Tired.


Tony: ...


Vaca: I can't even sleep. And I took a dose of sleeping pills an hour ago.


Tony: ...


Vaca: I don't know. I'm not really interested in killing myself.


Tony: ...


Vaca: I just got to weather the storm. I gotta hang on, like a reporter in the middle of a hurricane.


Tony: Uh-huh. Well, I gotta go. Nice to hear from you again.


Vaca: Okay, Tony. Thanks for letting me write. I feel better already!


Tony: Sure.

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