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Sunday, September 7, 2008

How writing forged letters can get you published

Listen below to hear how Lee Israel forged letters of famous writers like Dorothy Parker and Noel Coward in order to sell to unsuspecting collectors and make a profit:



Not ONCE during this interview did my wife and I hear any mention of the CONSEQUENCES for profiting off of forgeries! Excuse me -- but did this woman go to jail over this? Was she sued? Please tell me there was some actual punishment. Isn't forgery a crime?

this woman IS getting REWARDED for forgeries. It is a COMPLETE INJUSTICE.

I demand JUSTICE! JUSTICE!

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Monday, March 3, 2008

Rib City!





The following are quotes from the pig that appears on the Rib City logo:

Come on down and have a serving ... of me!

Mmm, mmm. Boy, I taste good with barb-b-q sauce!

I'm just DYIN' for YOU to EAT MY RIBS!

I don't bite! I won't even squeal!




My brothers and sisters and kids are all happy to leap on the grill for you!

Go ahead and stick an apple in this big, smilin' mouth o' mine and get to cookin' it, boy! Soooooeeey!


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