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Monday, September 15, 2008

Truly Savage Rant about Lehman Brothers Crash

I can't remember the exact words Michael Savage said, but basically he said:

"You're addicted to porn, or sports ... and you're stupefied by all the celebrity sluts ... you're a slave ... you smoke your pot and then you don't know what is happening ... why aren't you marching on Washington? Why is no one calling for an investigation into this? It's Black Monday ... 9/11 happened when Bush first came in ... and now, we're having a financial 9/11 as he leaves, on 9/15 ... the title of today's show is 'From 9/11 to 9/15: Whodunnit?' Imagine you were reading a novel ... they write these books, years after the fact, about how Rockefeller or J.P. Morgan did this or that, and the economy crashed. And now? NOBODY'S questioning this? This was done by, what, NOBODY?

"I watched CNBC for hours today. They do a great job there. One thing was missing -- they didn't call for an investigation ... Jim Cramer almost did it once ... I like Cramer ... but they know that if they call for an investigation, they lose their access to information.

"Four years ago, people were walking away in handcuffs b/c of Enron ... that's nothing compared to this. I hope the FBI is investigating....

"Normally when there's a plane crash, the first question is who did it? Was it pilot error? Well, who is the pilot here?

"I'm not saying he's guilty, but Henry Paulson, former head of Goldman Sachs ... and Goldman Sachs is the last bank standing. There were five investment banks, and now there are two. I'm not saying it's his fault, but he should resign for the APPEARANCE of impropriety."

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