Yeah, bro. Time for some crazy Drudge headlines fo’ all you addicts there, with mad comments, yo:
- Judge blocks Obama's offshore drilling moratorium... -- HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA ... WOOOOooooooooooh. TONY SCHIAVONE ... WHEN YOU STEP IN THE RING WITH THE NATURE BOY ... WOOOOOOoooooh ... you gotta be ready. You gotta be ready, TONY SCHIAVONE. When you are President Palmer, and you're getting beat up by some judge in a robe, you know you gotta go back. That's right. You gotta go back to class. You gotta go train some more. You need to LEAAARRRRN what it is to step ... IN THE RING ... WITH A WRESTLER. You gotta know how to WORK it. WOOOOooooooh ... Tony Schiavone, I KNOOOOWWWW how to work it. I KNOW how to go in there, stylin', profilin', limousine ridin'. I AM a wheelin' dealin' son of a gun! Palmer acts a chick whose been ridin' Space Mountain! WOOOoooh ... Tony Schiavone, To be a man, you gotta beat a man. Palmer can't even beat a Federal Judge! WOOOOooooooh....
OBAMA VS GENERAL — I sided with McCarther, and I’m siding with McChrystal. WOOOOOoooooooh. What. He did the old Howard Stern joke, “Biden? Whose that?” What. He dissed Ambassador Eikenberry for “cover[ing] his flank for the history books. Now if we fail, they can say, ‘I told you so.’ ” What. He doesn’t feel like he’s gotten full support from President Palmer. What. NEWSFLASH — McChrystal got half the troops he requested, and went on TV trying to act like Mikey, all “He likes it, he likes it,” and $#!%. Dang. Palmer should’a canned his candy a$$ then, but, hey, read the fake Nature Boy rant above to figure out why Palmer couldn’t do it, you know? Man can only beat up a mosquito. I bet R.O.M. Emmanuel will do the firing for Prez.
The funniest part is that McChrystal said nice things about Hillary. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA…. Let’s relive the 2008 election again. McChrystal must’a voted for her, yo, in the Primaries (the article says he voted for the big Oh! in the General Election but that sounds like a politically correct badge of honor for Rolling Stone magazine readers). This is some deep-seeded resentment. The way the MSM has ripped McChrystal, you’d think it’s partly because of the Hillary endorsement! HAHAHAHAA…. WOOOOoooooh.
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|STUDY: Millionaires' Riches Return to Pre-Crisis Levels... -- Worlds will live, worlds will die. Worlds will live, worlds will die. Worlds will live, worlds will die. Worlds will live, worlds will die. Worlds will live, worlds will die. Worlds will live, worlds will die. Worlds will live, worlds will die.
And the Earth Zero Universe (you know, the one with no magic or superheroes. The one we’re all stuck in) was never the same…